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jazzyou
19 March 2016 @ 06:39 pm

Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Chen/Sehun
Warnings: mentions of sex, swearing, baekhyun, chen, cheese, un-beta'd
Word count: 15000W
Summary: In wich Jongdae is really dense. Ft. life coach Baekyun
a/n: This is a really late birthday present to my precious ochamint. HEY GURL WASSUP I'M TRYING TO BE THAT EMBARRASSNG FRIEND IS IT WORKING?? I'm so sorry it took me too long to upload this. I didn't want to divide this into seven chapters--thanks lj-- so I made a dreamwidth account. The link will take you there. You deserve much better, and I'm sorry, I really can't Engrish. But I would like you to know, half of the blame is on grammarly for misleading me, and annoying me with trying to change all the Sehuns with Sean. I hope this entertains you, and It will mean so much to me if this can put a tiny smile on your face.

Do you wanna build a snowman?

 
 
jazzyou
30 October 2015 @ 02:16 am
❊ cross posted fom kaisoommer
❊ title: the thin line (between sitting on dicks and baby sitting)
❊ pairings: kai/d.o
❊ rating: nc17
❊ warnings: sex, swearing, knotting, slight!dubcon
❊ word count: 6,700w
❊ summary: Kyungsoo is an omega that helps Alphas through their ruts as a profession. Jongin is in need of help.
❊ a/n: Thanks a lot to the lovely mods! They have been seriously patient with me haha~ My dear recipient had so many interestings prompts for me. I actually started with another one, but then this one kind of happened. I would like to write the other prompts too sometime, when I actually have time to write ^^" Thanks a lot to my lovely beta L for helping me despite being so busy <3





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jazzyou
20 November 2014 @ 09:51 pm
Rating: Pg-13
Pairing: Chen/Kai
Lenght: 4000w
Summary: Jongin is always so out of luck on his birthdays. -mama powers AU
Genre: Fluff, comedy
Warnings: Swearing
Author's note: Hey! i am just a little bit drunk. Congrats to everyone that has their birthdays today! Especially the ones that are 18 now or 21 depending on the country. Guys we made it! A shittier life is waiting for us from now on ~






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jazzyou
27 July 2014 @ 11:41 pm
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Baekhyun/Kai
Lenght: 9000w
Summary: Waking up naked next to his straight roommate with a recording of the fun they had last night was not Jongin's idea.
Genre: Comedy, fluff
Warnings: Unprotected sex



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jazzyou
Rating: R
Pairing: Sehun/kai
lenght: 10000w, two shots
Summary: Jongin is in love with his bestfriend Sehun and is knee deep in this poop. Zitao is just Zitao.
Genre: Comedy, fluff
Warnings: Mentions of sex, bad language,


"Who the fuck do you think you are to shut the phone to my face bitch," Sehun is fixing his clothes like it is the only problem here.Collapse )
 
 
jazzyou
Rating: R
Pairing: Sehun/kai
lenght: 7500w, two shots
Summary: Jongin is in love with his bestfriend Sehun and is knee deep in this poop. Zitao is just Zitao.
Genre: Comedy, fluff
Warnings: Mentions of sex, bad language,
Author's note: I am not a native speaker. This story is a cock block i guess. Please have fun~
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